A blog dedicated to the antics of cats and the frustrations and cachinnations extracted from humans by these psychotic creatures.
Saturday, April 30, 2016
Ten Benefits of Owning a Cat
Here's an interesting article about why cats are beneficial to own. Intelligence, allergies, sleep and more. Check it out.
Friday, April 29, 2016
National Hairball Awareness Day - April 29
NATIONAL HAIRBALL AWARENESS DAY
National Hairball Awareness Day is observed annually on the last Friday in April. This day is listed as one of the Pet Health Awareness Events of the American Veterinary Medical Association. The formation of hairballs is a common feline condition that is brought on by self-grooming and the associated ingestion of hair.
HOW TO OBSERVE
Observe National Hairball Day by becoming educated about this condition. Visit http://www.hillspet.com/our-company/national-hairball-awareness-day.html to learn about things you can do to prevent your cat from developing hairballs. Share your love for your cat using #HairballAwarenessDay on social media.
HISTORY
Within our research, (national calendar events) we were unable to find the origin of National Hairball Awareness Day
The Scaredy Cat Mailman
British Couple Faces Mail Suspension Because Their Cat Scares the Postman
The Royal Mail informed the couple that Bella the cat endangers the postman's fingers
Rain, snow, sleet and hail aren’t supposed to deter postal workers from delivering the mail — but it seems one feisty cat is enough to bring the system crashing to a halt.
The Royal Mail service in Englandinformed a couple by letter that their cat, Bella, was disrupting mail delivery to their letter slot. The couple has to remove the cat or get an external mailbox, with the threat of mail suspension if nothing is done, the BBC reports.
“Your postman has reported that when he pushes the mail through your letterbox your cat snatches the mail and puts his fingers at risk of injury,” the letter states. One of the mail recipients, Matthew Sampson, said he believes Bella was playing a game with the postman.
Thursday, April 28, 2016
Female Mail
Woman Accidentally Mails Her Cat
It had climbed into a box of DVDs
Recently,
a British woman accidentally mailed a package of DVDs that her cat had climbed
into.
The
female Siamese cat “Cupcake” survived the eight-day, over 260-mile journey
across the south coast of England, from Falmouth in Cornwall to Worthing, West
Sussex. The recipient called the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to
Animals (RSPCA), which took the cat to Grove Lodge Veterinary Group. According
to a blog post on the website for the
practice, the cat’s microchip was scanned, which brought up current contact
information for its owner Julie Baggott, who had already been searching
frantically for the feline in her neighborhood.
The
feline underwent intensive treatment for extreme dehydration before being reunited
with its owner.
Monday, April 25, 2016
3:30 a.m.
Today, my cat either (1) decided he needed to sleep longer because it was cold and dreary out or (2) decided he'd be nice to me. I think it was #1. Lately, one of our cats, Baby, has decided that 3:30 a.m. is a great time to wake up, meow loudly several times and then want to go outside to play. The frustrating part is that he meows, then waits. Me, in a semi-sleep stupor, try to snap my fingers indicating to him that he needs to lay back down on the bed and shut up. He, in a cat-ignoring way, decides not to listen. Over and over he continues his meowing antics until frustrated I clamber out of bed and look for his fuzzy body in the dark. If I go for him in a rage, he'll hide. If I act like I'm glad to see him, he'll come to me. He looks at me like, "Oh, you're awake! Awesome! Can I eat? How about some petting? Outside to play maybe?" It's always outside when he wakes me that early.
Later in the morning when I get up, guess who's outside looking in the window? And of course, if some other member of the family comes by and asks, "Why is Baby outside?", he looks at them like he's been tortured and neglected and how dare he be left out in the dark and cold. Who would do such a thing as he looks at me with an innocent but condescending stare. I feel like he needs to be a furry football right about then. The rest of the family treats him like royalty as he once again gets his way.
Later in the morning when I get up, guess who's outside looking in the window? And of course, if some other member of the family comes by and asks, "Why is Baby outside?", he looks at them like he's been tortured and neglected and how dare he be left out in the dark and cold. Who would do such a thing as he looks at me with an innocent but condescending stare. I feel like he needs to be a furry football right about then. The rest of the family treats him like royalty as he once again gets his way.
Friday, April 22, 2016
Midnight Attack
I’ve just gone to bed. It’s been a long day and I’m tired. Usually I put the cats outside at night, but
since it’s cold I decide to leave them in. Bad idea! As I prepare for bed, brush my teeth, use the
bathroom and follow my nightly ritual, the cats sit quietly watching. They look so innocent. Soft, fuzzy creatures lying on the couch or
chairs minding their own business, cleaning themselves for a nice warm night
inside and preparing for bed, or so it seems.
As
I shut off the lights I make my way around the living room to give each fuzz
ball of potential energy a scrub on the head just to let them know they are
loved. As if they needed
reassurance. They clean as if I don’t
exist. They act as if I’m interrupting
something important. How dare I mess up
their preened fur. That I should touch
them without permission, at night, during their evening ritual? What was I thinking?
So
off I go to bed. The lights go out. I snuggle under the warmth of the covers and
close my eyes. Sleep! Or so I think. As I start to drift into a fog of
thoughtlessness a sound in the distance brings me instantly back to
consciousness. Tiny, furry feet have
suddenly grown to the size of small elephants.
I hear the thunder in the distance as it grows in intensity and then
races past my bedroom door. The Doppler
Effect is quite evident as the sounds grow from quiet to loud and back again.
As
the cats turn the house into a midnight freeway, my ability to sleep becomes an
in and out affair. I drift off, they
race by occasionally plowing into a door or wall and I wake back up. All is quiet.
I drift away and the squeal of one cat chomping on the hindquarter of
another reaches my ears. Awake
again. Then the crash of something off
of a table or the soft “thump” of a feline WWF participant hitting the floor
after falling from the side of the couch.
More thumping. More racing. More noise.
Finally I get up determined to throw them outside.
I
open the door, walk into the living room and turn on the lights. All the cats are laying in chairs and look at
me with eyes squinted as if I’ve just interrupted their deep sleep and the
light is burning their retinas. They
yawn, stretch and preen a bit and then curl back up in a ball. How can I throw them out when I have no proof
that they did anything? Maybe it was all
in my head. Maybe it was a dream. I’m sure it’s not, but…
So,
back to bed I go. I shut my eyes
avoiding looking at the clock because I don’t want to know how much time I’ve
lost and what little is left before I have to get up for work. I drift away.
Somewhere in the hazy twilight of going to sleep and reaching the REM state,
when my mind is at peace but not quite “gone,” my brain and body become aware
of something that’s not right. One of
the cats has decided to become Ninja Fuzz and has flown through the air, the
silence undetectable by any means whatsoever, and lands squarely on my
chest. Bam! My brain screams “heart attack,” my chest screams
“pressure, get it off,” and my arms instinctively fly at my chest to feel
what’s going on.
Unaware
that it is a cat, my hand immediately feels a fuzzy object and my chest feels
sharp pinpoints of pain where Ninja Fuzz has anchored himself with his claws so
as not to lose his grip. The pain of
course triggers an immediate response in my brain screaming “rip it off!” I grab this thing and fling it out of
desperation ripping chest hair and skin from my body in the process. As fast as my brain registers this pain Ninja
Fuzz is already airborne. Half a second
later a muffled thump hits the wall and the exhaled sound of a half-deflated
“meow” reaches my ears. Then the thud of
him hitting the floor. I hear scampering
as he races through the house to hide and lick his wounds. Fully awake, I get
up and go into the bathroom. There, on
my chest, are sixteen puncture marks all oozing blood. Tiny rivulets run down my chest and coagulate. I wash them and grit my teeth in pain as the
soap cleans each hole left by my loving cat.
Checking
the living room I find all the cats less one.
After a quick search of their favorite hiding places, I find Wounded
Ninja Fuzz hiding underneath the table on top of a chair. He cowers, looks at
me with apprehension and then crawls out, puffs his body up like an over sized cotton ball and rubs against my
hand. My anger subsides, Ninja Fuzz
feels forgiven and he curls back up to sleep.
I go to bed, apprehensive, in pain and ready for sleep?
Cats
Sassy. Curious, mischievous, sassy. |
Felines encompass all the qualities, both
good and bad, of humans. They are, in
effect, tiny humans in fur form, or so they think. Cross them and you pay. Ignore them and you pay. Fail to feed them and you pay. Do anything they don’t agree with and you
pay.
Think
about some of the traits a cat possesses, learns or instinctively emanates in
their ten plus years of existence on the planet. They have the ability to swear, to ignore,
condescend, exude an air of self-righteousness, act psychotic, be spoiled, beg,
manipulate, appear innocent, act cool, irritate, be revengeful, express
evilness, love, blame others, get attention, act cute, kill, maim, torture,
express gleefulness, act haughty and more.
Yet, we still love them, or at least many do.
There
are those who view cats as villainous creatures that should be removed from
existence. On the other hand, there are
many who love cats because they are able to express and exude the many aspects
of the human psyche that humans themselves could not express without getting
themselves hurt or killed. When a cat
does it, it may irritate, but most people still see them as lovable, fuzzy
creatures, no matter what they do.
Cats
squeeze joy and extreme anger from humans with ease as if they were
sponges. A cat frolicking and flipping
across a room raises peals of laughter from observers and at the same time
their shredding a roll of toilet paper all over the bathroom floor brings out the
murderous side of many a cat owner while the cat sits staring innocently outside the
door, his muscles taut and ready to bolt.
I
don’t know about you, but some days I love my cats and think they’re the
greatest little creatures around. Other
days I am ready to skin them alive and bury their naked, furless bodies in a
hole outside. But, for some reason, they
seem to have the ability to weasel their way back into my good graces, like a
tick burrowing under my skin, only to be scrubbed and loved once again.
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